human versions of the lion king where everyone is white
when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
whenever the presidential election was still going on, my dad accidentally called me Barack
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
sometimes I feel like I am the song “captain jack” personified… for the most part, anyway. at any rate, the lyrics certainly hit me hard on certain days…like today. meh.